Junk Box

ChaosinCarnation (9:30:09 PM): I went to six flags yesterday with a youth group and all day long I had to pretend that I loved Jesus
ChaosinCarnation (9:30:14 PM): it was very interesting
TAEKWONDOROSS (9:30:24 PM): maron, do you have jesus in you?
ChaosinCarnation (9:30:29 PM): no
ChaosinCarnation (9:30:31 PM): jesus is a FAKE
ChaosinCarnation (9:30:32 PM): LOL
TAEKWONDOROSS (9:30:36 PM): do you want to have jesus in you?
Hero Kache (9:30:41 PM): IF YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM ANYTHING YO UARE LACKING JESUS!
TAEKWONDOROSS (9:30:43 PM): >_>
Teki Star (9:30:47 PM): XD
ChaosinCarnation (9:30:52 PM): I was on a roller coaster and I'd be like "I LOVE JESUSSSS!" and then there's a picture of me sticking my middle finger up
Haruka Obsession (9:31:09 PM): I suffer all the time... where's my Jesus? Quick, Teki... Hiro... o_o someone knock me up...
Hero Kache (9:31:19 PM): he's my baby?Hero Kache (9:31:24 PM): I guess?
Haruka Obsession (9:31:25 PM): if you're God, then yes
ChaosinCarnation (9:31:27 PM): I think you need a man to knock you up
Hero Kache (9:31:28 PM): yah
Teki Star (9:31:29 PM): NO
Teki Star (9:31:31 PM): MINE BABY
ChaosinCarnation (9:31:32 PM): it'd be kinda hard to get a girl to do that
TAEKWONDOROSS (9:31:35 PM): ............. so you ask all the females here....
Hero Kache (9:31:35 PM): psh
Haruka Obsession (9:31:36 PM): they're God, they're all powerful
Hero Kache (9:31:38 PM): vicky is my husband
ChaosinCarnation (9:31:39 PM): there's no penetration
TAEKWONDOROSS (9:31:46 PM): good call^
Haruka Obsession (9:31:49 PM): Hiro, sweetie... xD if I want Jesus in me...
Teki Star (9:31:51 PM): God does virgins, remember
Haruka Obsession (9:31:54 PM): I have to be the one to get knocked up
Teki Star (9:31:57 PM): he doesn't need to use his shaft
TAEKWONDOROSS (9:32:00 PM): but seriosly, maron does ahve a point
Hero Kache (9:32:09 PM): :O
TAEKWONDOROSS (9:32:14 PM): hm?
Teki Star (9:32:16 PM): No, you see, god points his finger and puts a baby in the tummy
Teki Star (9:32:22 PM): he doesn't do that penetration thing
Hero Kache (9:32:23 PM): yeah
Hero Kache (9:32:24 PM): totally
ChaosinCarnation (9:32:27 PM): or maybe..
Hero Kache (9:32:29 PM): actually he probably does
ChaosinCarnation (9:32:31 PM): he sticks his finger in the hole
Hero Kache (9:32:33 PM): and then erases the memory
TAEKWONDOROSS (9:32:34 PM): you dont want a baby in your stomach
Hero Kache (9:32:34 PM): yeah
ChaosinCarnation (9:32:35 PM): and his finger is actually...
ChaosinCarnation (9:32:36 PM): A PENIS
Hero Kache (9:32:37 PM): that's what I was gonna say
Teki Star (9:32:38 PM): *points at Vicky* You are now with child
Hero Kache (9:32:40 PM): :OOOOOOO
TAEKWONDOROSS (9:33:11 PM): right... well good luck with that one